You Might Be A Great Dane Owner If...

Monday, March 15, 2010


You use your microwave as a place to hide food because your dog can reach the top of the refrigerator.

When you wake in the morning and open your eyes, you are staring nose to nose with your dog even though you are laying atop of your queen size bed.

You go for a walk in the neighborhood and everyone stops to meet your dog and ignores your kids.

You go to vacuum your car and most of the fur is up there on the ceiling.

You purchase a large screen TV and you still can't see the program when he stands in front of the television.

Your dog can hide an entire tennis ball (among other things) fully inside his lips and give you that innocent look that says, "What? I'm not eating anything!"

You have given up on water dishes because your dog prefers to use the sink.

You avoid the dogs on your way out the door, so they won't smear your makeup.

You tell your dog to sit and he backs up until his rear hits the sofa.

Your dog can swallow an entire stick of butter in one gulp.

You've learned to force a smile when someone says, "You should just put a saddle on that thing and ride it."

The pizza guys phones you from the car and asks you to come out and get the pizza.

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New England Girl said...

Hahaha. I laughed SO hard at this. Being a Newfoundland owner, and at one point a 200lb Saint Bernard, I know how ALL of these feel. It is hilarious the reactions that these sorts of dogs get out of everyone, and yet, they don't pay any attention to you, nor are they interested in making your acquaintance! :) Big dogs are the best. Maybe minus having to hide things and, in our case, the drool. :)

Shana said...

I still think we made a mistake in not getting the great Dane puppy...lol. I love your list. Now I have had some heavy dogs but not ones that tall.

Lauralei said...

the only bad part about a Dane is their short life span - i love those guys!!

Tree said...

This is just too funny!! And can definitely apply to other breeds of dogs that I've had. LOL Coming over for the Pets Blog Hop....already a follower. :)

Tree aka Mother of Pearl
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Spyder said...

Love this! You inspired me to do one too. I went through some of my photos of my boy Xander. http://myspyderweb.blogspot.com/2010/03/you-might-be-great-dane-owner-if.html

Corinne Rodrigues said...

Jessica
Came over via the Blog Hop.

Such a delightful post - I had to get my husband to read it as well! Bella seems like so much fun - we enjoyed the pic of her 'sitting' :)
Thank you for sharing!
Corinne
India

Spyder said...

I fixed the link to your blog that I posted.

Annie said...

Love this post!!!! Very funny!! Found you through the blog hop!!

homeschoolceo said...

Thanks Spyder. I added a link to your post at the end of mine :)

Too Many Hats said...

Hahaha - he is so cute though. I love when you post pics of your dog.

Absolutely Positive said...

I LOVE Great Danes! But I have two tiny dogs, a little weener and a tiny Schnauzer. Great post and love your blog! I am a homeschooling mom of three also. I plan to visit your blog often. Have a great day. :-)

Chris

http://absolutely--positive.blogspot.com/

Nimfa and my Great Dane said...

I can't help but laugh while reading each line in your blog. But I do agree with you. My friend has a Great Dane too and every time I visit her, I have to avoid Stacey (dog) because she might reach me and destroy my make-up.

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