You Might Be A Great Dane Owner If...
Monday, March 15, 2010
You use your microwave as a place to hide food because your dog can reach the top of the refrigerator.
When you wake in the morning and open your eyes, you are staring nose to nose with your dog even though you are laying atop of your queen size bed.
You go for a walk in the neighborhood and everyone stops to meet your dog and ignores your kids.
You go to vacuum your car and most of the fur is up there on the ceiling.
You purchase a large screen TV and you still can't see the program when he stands in front of the television.
Your dog can hide an entire tennis ball (among other things) fully inside his lips and give you that innocent look that says, "What? I'm not eating anything!"
You have given up on water dishes because your dog prefers to use the sink.
You avoid the dogs on your way out the door, so they won't smear your makeup.
You tell your dog to sit and he backs up until his rear hits the sofa.
Your dog can swallow an entire stick of butter in one gulp.
You've learned to force a smile when someone says, "You should just put a saddle on that thing and ride it."
The pizza guys phones you from the car and asks you to come out and get the pizza.
Hey there dog lovers! Be sure to enter my DENTASTIX Prize Pack Giveaway before you go! I'll be choosing 5 winners this Friday. Enter to win great treats for your four-legged friend!
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