It is said that the present is pregnant with the future. ~Voltaire
Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. ~Erma Bombeck
If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family. ~Lawrence Housman
If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters. ~Nora Ephron, Heartburn, 1983
I realize why women die in childbirth - it's preferable. ~Sherry Glaser
A period is just the beginning of a lifelong sentence. ~Cathy Crimmins
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. ~Rita Rudner
Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes. ~Joyce Armor
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