Hello friends! Let's get right to it:
Name one thing you hope to do after you retire...something on your bucket list :D
Aloha Friday
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Hello friends! Let's get right to it:
Name one thing you hope to do after you retire...something on your bucket list :D
A Thousand Words Thursday
For more Thousand Words Thursday stop by Cheaper Than Therapy.
Here's a linky and guess what? It works! Have I told you how much I LOVE MckLinky? It's my new favorite thing. It's simple. It's sweet. It always works. And this week, it paid me $100! Want in on the good stuff? Join the next MckLinky Blog Hop. You could win too!
Momfinitions
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
I'm joining in some fun over at twittermoms and listing a few of my "momfinitions" or mom definitions. Stop by Megan's Calhoun's twittermoms site to learn more!
Here are my 5 Funniest Momfinitions per contest rules:
Cactus Limbs - what you get when you have mere seconds to shave in the shower before your children kill each other in the living room.
Hole-y Crap - what's left in the yard after your preschooler picks up the dog poo with a stick.
The Mominator - she appears on the rampage, barking orders and spewing threats after a long night of no sleep and a full day of crabby kids.
IBS - Irritable Brain Syndrome - this happens after having two or more kids, when brain farts are taken to a whole new level. ie. Hmmm that's odd, the milk is in the cereal cabinet again. Damn that IBS! I'll have to drag the kids to the grocery store yet again today.
Mammaries - these are full and plump and located about 5" below your collar bone.
Moomaries - these are swollen and bloated and located about 3" below your chin.
Momaries - these are saggy and shriveled and located somewhere south of your 6th rib.
(Yes, I'm counting the above trio as one definition since they are a progressive description of one pair of jugs, hooters, breasteses, tatas...whatever you like to call your girls; though technically, I concede that they are not one unless you sport a uniboob.)
Here are a couple extra that I couldn't help but add in for good measure:
Fabric Glue - the remnants of fruit snacks holding your child's underwear to his shorts when you pull them out of the dryer.
Static Cling - the state of being of a child engaged with any electronic media device. Call his name, wave your hands in front of his face, tell him you are moving to Gnome, Alaska, you'll get no movement and no response.
Do you have some momfinitions you'd like to share? Leave me comments! If I win the $100 for the most comments I'll share the wealth and draw a winner from my commenters who'll receive $25. Come on, join in the fun! Leave a separate comment for each momfinition for one entry each. Show me whatcha got :D
For loads more fun with Momfinitions visit Parents Connect or twittermoms!
Here are my 5 Funniest Momfinitions per contest rules:
Cactus Limbs - what you get when you have mere seconds to shave in the shower before your children kill each other in the living room.
Hole-y Crap - what's left in the yard after your preschooler picks up the dog poo with a stick.
The Mominator - she appears on the rampage, barking orders and spewing threats after a long night of no sleep and a full day of crabby kids.
IBS - Irritable Brain Syndrome - this happens after having two or more kids, when brain farts are taken to a whole new level. ie. Hmmm that's odd, the milk is in the cereal cabinet again. Damn that IBS! I'll have to drag the kids to the grocery store yet again today.
Mammaries - these are full and plump and located about 5" below your collar bone.
Moomaries - these are swollen and bloated and located about 3" below your chin.
Momaries - these are saggy and shriveled and located somewhere south of your 6th rib.
(Yes, I'm counting the above trio as one definition since they are a progressive description of one pair of jugs, hooters, breasteses, tatas...whatever you like to call your girls; though technically, I concede that they are not one unless you sport a uniboob.)
Here are a couple extra that I couldn't help but add in for good measure:
Fabric Glue - the remnants of fruit snacks holding your child's underwear to his shorts when you pull them out of the dryer.
Static Cling - the state of being of a child engaged with any electronic media device. Call his name, wave your hands in front of his face, tell him you are moving to Gnome, Alaska, you'll get no movement and no response.
Do you have some momfinitions you'd like to share? Leave me comments! If I win the $100 for the most comments I'll share the wealth and draw a winner from my commenters who'll receive $25. Come on, join in the fun! Leave a separate comment for each momfinition for one entry each. Show me whatcha got :D
For loads more fun with Momfinitions visit Parents Connect or twittermoms!
Giveaways- Triumphant Child Giveaway Winner
Congratulations to Nina at Juggling Mama for winning my book giveaway! She'll receive a copy of The Triumphant Child. Hope you enjoy the book Nina :D
I have several more reviews and giveaways coming up...including JumpStart, Skin Free, Usborne, Stonyfield Farms, and more! Stay tuned for your chance to win some great prizes...I'll be posting another giveaway tomorrow.
I have several more reviews and giveaways coming up...including JumpStart, Skin Free, Usborne, Stonyfield Farms, and more! Stay tuned for your chance to win some great prizes...I'll be posting another giveaway tomorrow.
Wordful Wednesday
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Be sure to stop by these fabulous blogs for more Wednesday fun!
5 Minutes for Mom
7 Clown Circus
Ordinary and Awesome
Momdot
MckLinky Blog Hop - Three Things You Did Not Know About Me
1. Today is my birthday.
2. I hate talking on the phone.
3. I have never been skiing on land or sea.
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