Quotable Sunday - Random and Mildly Humorous

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Welcome Sunday visitors! I hope you have all managed to stay warm and dry this weekend. We awoke to a frozen lake in our backyard. But, we escaped a big snow. Our friends to the north we not so lucky. I love the beauty of a winter wonderland, but we've done that, and now I am ready for spring!

My quotes for this week lack a coherent theme, but I hope a few of them at least make you laugh...or chuckle..a little.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. ~Author Unknown

Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. ~Author Unknown

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. ~Carl Zwanzig

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? ~Author Unknown

When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. ~Author Unknown

Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines. ~Attributed to both Jason Hutchison and John Benfield

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. ~Charles Schulz

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. ~Author Unknown

And finally, a few quotes on football:

The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. ~Phyllis Diller

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? ~Jim Bouton

One of the great disappointments of a football game is that the cheerleaders never seem to get injured. ~Author Unknown

Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers. ~Merle Kessler

Speed, strength, and the inability to register pain immediately. ~Reggie Williams, when asked his greatest strengths as a football player

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Vickie said...

Great quotes! The Barbie one is my fav orite.

Unknown said...

Those are all great! Definitely chuckling over here, love the Duct tape one especially!
Happy Sunday!

Peggy said...

Love thehumor this morning!
Really hard to pick one, but this one struck me funny today,Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers.
Happy QS and go Saints!

Liz Mays said...

Those made me laugh! I love the one about the accordion. Seriously, is that thing not horrendous???

Messy Mommy said...

Thanks for the laugh!

annies home said...

love the one about the mouse and the cheese

jingle said...

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Happy Monday!

Aimee said...

I like the random and humorous! :)

sheila said...

Okay, how weird. I came to your blog this morning and did not see this post. How odd! I always make sure to see your Quoteable Sundays. I think I"m losing my mind.


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