For All My Female Readers...

Friday, June 19, 2009

I got this in an email today and it made me laugh. Just thought I'd share. Since it's Friday and all. Why not have a little light-hearted fun?

Words for Women to Live By:
1. Aspire to be Barbie – she has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt.... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2009 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember where ever there is a good-looking, sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his crap!

13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest..

14. If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.

15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.

Valerie said...

LOL That is so funny! I love your new layout!!

LVLC said...


sheila said...

3,6,13 love those...shit, love um all! But the ABSOLUTE best is the last! I have TWO~! lol

Stacie said...

LOL I got this in my email too today. I cracked up laughing as I read it.

Unknown said...

That was so funny!

really.truly said...

That is a funny list! # 8 and #14 made me laugh out loud ;)

Heather said...

I love it! Sending to my Family:)

Darcie said...

I needed those big girl panties today! ;o) Thanks for the laughs!!

The Mother said...

My ADHD son has a t-shirt with that slogan, "I live in my own world--that's okay, because they know me here."


PMKU said...

Thank you, Thank you, Thank you! I really needed a giggle right now.


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